Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
“They don’t want to to us harm because we are prosperous…they want to do us harm because we’re bombing them.”
The Customer Is Always Nuts of the Day: A disgruntled patron reportedly firebombed a Georgia Taco Bell after returning home to find his XXL Chalupas were not as L as advertised.
Restaurant manager Cynthia Thompson told police she received a call from the alleged customer, who complained that Taco Bell stiffed him on the Chalupa filling.
When she told him she would not be able to correct his order as the branch was shutting down for the night, the man called Thompson “one of them n*****s up there,” and said he’d come by to “redecorate the place.”
A short time later, Thompson and other employees spotted a fire — later determined to have been caused by a makeshift Molotov cocktail — burning outside, near a sign that read “Come Try The New XXL Chalupa. Bigger Is Better.”
Police have yet to track down the man responsible for the incident.
From The Oatmeal’s “Minor Differences Pt. 4”
A poet once said, ‘life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much on the line.’”
GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain, at last night’s Republican debate, inadvertently quoting from the Donna Summer song “The Power of One” — better known as the theme song from Pokémon: The Movie 2000.